NHL Power Rankings

Who's Hot, Who's Not And Why! News at Seven.

1. Pacific
2. Patrick Roy is Magic
3. Pacific
4. Jon Bernier's team
5. Team Hangover
6 Pacific
7 Has A Couple Guys Who Are Pretty Good At Hockey
8 Pacific
9 Pacific
10 Still Has A Chip On Their Shoulder About LA
11 Stamkos, Maybe You've Heard Of Him?
12 PK "Get On My Back And Watch Me Work It" Subban and Carey "I Still Sneak Low-5s In" Price's Team
13 GODDAMMIT JUST SUCK WHY WONT YOU?
14 Gotta Spend Money to Make Money, Yo
15 Look, We Totally Don't Care. Didn't You Hear Us, I Said We Didn't Care? Wait - What's His Point Total?
16 It is totally, eminently reasonable to plan an entire season around grooming America's Next Top Defenseman, shut it
17 Selling Hope. And Sean Monahan jerseys, lots of those suckers.
18 Tick, tick, tick, Noel.
19 One Pretty Amazing Top Line, One Pretty Amazing Goalie, One Pedigreed Coach, And A Whole Lotta Nothing Else
20 Force of Habit.
21 Don't worry, Moulson left a three ring binder full of instructions for the care and feeding of John Tavares in Vanek's hotel room.
22 Scrappy Underdog Power. Also, good with table saws.
23 Not Gods, People - give them a break
24 Well, as long as Ovie doesn't get hurt, they should be fine.
25 Well, as long as Schneider doesn't get hurt, they have a shot
26 Well, as long as Nash, Callahan, Sauer, Drury, Hagelin, and Lundqvist don't all get hurt, they should... wait, what's that? You're kidding.
27 Remember that time they beat the Pens? God That Was Satisfying.
28 Sound Bites and Carrot Sticks Apparently Only Get You So Far, Who Knew?
29 Cursed. Only explanation.
30 Two Year Tank Plan #BeAGonerForConnor #TankBidForMcDavid